God’s Drunkest Driver 🚗💥 (PLAIN TEXT EDITION)
God’s Drunkest Driver 🚗💥 (PLAIN TEXT EDITION)
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Chaos. Regret. A slight buzz from heaven.
This tee captures the exact moment God took the wheel... and immediately crashed it. 💀
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🥃 Perfect for road trip survivors, divine disasters & chaotic good energy
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💥 Vintage-style print of a totaled Beetle surrounded by whiskey bottles
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✝️ "I'm sorry Dorothy – Dec 19th 2009" (we don’t talk about it)
- Offers a seamless double-needle collar with high stitch density for a smoother printing surface.
- Includes a tear-away label for easy rebranding.
- Tubular fit to minimize torque.
- Available in a wide range of colors to suit various design needs.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 85 |
| B) Width (cm) | 92 | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.1 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care Instructions
| General | A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . |
| Wash | The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
| Store | Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |
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Product Details
Product Details
🔥 Exclusive Meme Apparel – Designed to Make a Statement!
👕 Premium Quality:
Made from ultra-soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
Durable print that won’t fade, crack, or peel—your memes stay fresh!
Available in a variety of sizes to fit every legend out there
🎨 Unique Designs:
Bold, eye-catching graphics that get attention (and laughs)
Perfect for meme lovers, internet connoisseurs, and professional sh*tposters
Designed for those who don’t take life too seriously
🎁 Perfect Gift Idea:
Great for birthdays, holidays, or just because
Ideal for that one friend who definitely needs this in their life
Guaranteed to spark conversations (or awkward stares—either way, it’s a win!)
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
We know you're excited to rock your new meme gear, and we’re working hard to get it to you ASAP! All our products are made to order, printed and shipped with care.
Return & Refund Policy
Return & Refund Policy
We want you to be satisfied with the quality of the products you order through Stalbea. If you are not satisfied with the quality of a product, please get in touch with us within 30 days of receiving the item and we will do everything we can to investigate and find a solution.
What sets our brand apart
Explain what makes your brand unique and distinct to help customers understand
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Feature 1
At Stalbea, we don’t just slap memes on fabric—we perfect them. Here’s why we stand out:
✅ High-Quality Apparel – Soft, durable, and built to last. Our prints stay fresh, wash after wash.
✅ Always On-Trend – We stay ahead of the meme game, so your wardrobe is always up to date.
✅ Unbeatable Value – Premium quality at a price that won’t break the bank.Funny, fresh, and affordable—that’s how we do memes.
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Feature 2
Let’s be real—most meme shirts suck. Low-effort, bad quality, overpriced. Not here.
🚀 Top-Tier Quality: Super-soft, durable fabric that feels as good as it looks.
🔥 Memes That Matter: We keep up with the latest trends, so your fit is always relevant.
💸 No Overpriced Hype: You get premium apparel without the premium price tag.Wear memes that actually hit. Because you deserve better.
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Feature 3
Tired of low-quality, outdated meme merch that looks like it was made in 2012? So were we. That’s why we do things differently:
👕 Quality That Lasts: Our prints don’t crack, our shirts don’t shrink, and comfort is non-negotiable.
📡 Memes That Slap: No stale, overused designs—only the freshest internet culture.
💰 Fair Prices, No BS: We keep it real—top-tier apparel at prices that actually make sense.🔥 Forget the lame knockoffs—wear memes that matter. 🔥
Questions keeping you up at night?
We've got the answers to tuck you in!
Are your shirts actually good quality?
Absolutely. We don’t do cheap, flimsy shirts that fall apart after one wash. Our apparel is soft, durable, and built to last, with high-quality prints that won’t crack or fade. Funny doesn’t have to mean low-quality—we make sure you get both premium comfort and top-tier memes.
Do you take custom requests?
Right now, we focus on bringing you the freshest meme designs, but if you’ve got a killer idea, let us know! We’re always open to suggestions, and if it fits our brand, who knows? You might just see your meme on a shirt soon.
How long does shipping take?
We do our best to get your order to you as quickly as possible! Since all our products are made to order, and shipping time varies based on your location. While we can’t guarantee exact delivery dates, we promise we’re hustling to get your meme gear to you ASAP!